Monday, April 28, 2008

Sylk


Cream Liqueur
Purchase Price: $8
Place of Purchase: Warehouse - New York, NY
Rating: 2.2


The people up at Drambuie decided to mix together their flagship brand with some Irish Cream. Why? Ask them. Then they gave it the same exact name as a product that, and I quote from their website, “is a natural sexual enhancement product to help women who suffer from vaginal dryness.” Nice synergy there, laddies!!

As for me, I've never liked Drambuie so it makes perfect sense that I would buy something in which said liqueur is a prominent ingredient, right? It must have been the eight dollar asking price. This tastes strange in a bad way, like milk from last Christmas and now it’s April Fool’s Day. In fact it’s such a “foolish” product I could see it being used as the bait some practical joker might serve you while cameras whirred to see you spit it up for the delight of a television audience on a show like “Punk’d” or “Candid Camera.” Do yourself a favor and don’t sign the release form.

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