St. James Royal Ambre

Rum
Purchase Price: $20
Place of Purchase: Astor Wine - New York, NY
Rating: 4.1

If someone melted an old pile of bicycle inner tubes into black soup and then dumped that and some Domino's brown sugar into one of Shaq's old shoes from the LSU days, and then stirred it up for three days with an old oar they'd found at the bottom of a brackish lake, presto, you'd have St. James Royal Ambre rum. I probably should have poured it down the drain, but I bucked it up and finished the bottle, generally forcing down teeny little thimble sips on nights I was already blind drunk. Pathetic behavior, I know, but it neatly matched this pathetic offering.